Clearly not cool

I see alot of things at work that are really funny....
kids say such great, witty things and do the cutest things....

But in my line of work I also see alot of things
that fall squarely in the "not cool" category.

And last night I saw one of these
in use......
seriously Mom and Dad, not cool....

(who knew Google images was even aware of this phenomenon??)

But this sighting led to me trying to explain
"Billy Bob teeth" to my coworkers...

I mean, they agreed this pacifier was gross, but
they looked at me all crazy like when I started talking about Billy Bob teeth....

Come on, ya'll....is this just a Texas thing??